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UN Survey

The United Nations recently carried out a world wide survey. They asked just one question …..

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world.”

The survey was a huge failure

In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant

In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant

In Western Europe they didn’t know what ‘shortage’ meant

In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant

In the Middle East they didn’t know what ‘solution’ meant

In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant

And in the USA, they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant

 

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