One day God was looking down at earth and saw all the evil that was going on.
He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. So he called one of his best angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned he told God: "Yes, it is bad on earth. 95% is bad and 5% is good."
Well the Lord thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another point of view." God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and told him: "Yes, the earth is in decline. 95% is bad and 5% is good.
God decided that was not good. So he decided to e-mail the 5% that were good because he wanted to encourage them ... to give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what that e-mail said?
Oh...You didn't get one either, huh?