Dirty Room


A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code

Here Come Dots

Slot Machines

Cash Lost In ‘em


Is no amity


Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms

Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness

Genuine Class


Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries

Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point

 I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes

That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two

Twelve plus one


Accord not in it

Princess Diana

Ascend in Paris

President Clinton of the USA

To copulate he finds interns

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." * Neil Armstrong

Thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten













" P r

[Home] [Alan David (Serious)] [Alan David (Humour)] [Pigs Can Fly] [Aircraft] [USS Missouri] [Victory] [Womens Dictionary] [WordPerfect] [Anagrams] [Nasa] [Flood] [Glucose] [MenAndWomen] [Out of the mouth of babes] [Proverbs] [UN Survey] [The world is bad] [Misc] [Camels & Women] [First Date] [Doctors Surgery] [Smoking Room] [Tom Mabe] [Robert Christopher] [Peter Gordon] [Email] [David] [Contact] [Concrete]